Sylvia Plath 80 years old - "The Blood Jet Is Poetry"

"I know the bottom, she says. I know it with my great tap root;
It is what you fear. I do not fear it: I have been there." - SYLVIA PLATH (Elm), one of my top five favorite writers of all time would have turned 80 today. I thought I'd celebrate by sticking something other than my head in the oven, “You will escape into domesticity & stifle yourself by falling headfirst into a bowl of cookie batter”, maybe a blackberry or pumpkin pie, instead I got semen straight in my eye for the first time and it hurt like hell. It's cuz it's so salty, imagine opening your eyes in really really salty water. So now my eyes are bloodshot and if I was more prude I wouldn't go out tonight, now if someone asks what's wrong with my eyes, I'll simply tell the truth ;-) - Why be embarrassed it's just bodily fluids...

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Ummm, Why are strangers on the metro even interested in knowing my gender or who I sleep with? And if I am nice enough to lend you my cell phone so you can call your friend cuz you don't have money on your phone please refrain from saying "Why do you have to make it so obvious that you are homosexual"... geeeeez louiiiiiise...